Just Another Page on the Net

"see, even us 'puter illiterates can do this..."

in preparing for this foray in limited creativity, i looked at ALOT of other pages out there and i have noticed there are certain questions all of them have answered. so here i go, playing the lemming, in my own special way...
why did i do this??? well, i had a spare hour or two to kill...	who am i??? if you found this, you either already know who i am, or you have way too much free time on your hands, so try and figure out for yourself...
how did i do this??? wait for it... here it comes... oh wow... a link... COOL!!! if you really want to know, click it for all the free glowing pub i give those nice people who gave me the resources to annoy you yet again...
what the hell does *ROTFLMHOAAIGTPIUITOTTAKIOTDAIROITSAGROBAC* mean??? well, it is my own little emotive... it stands for *rolling on the floor, laughing my head off, and as i go to pick it up, i trip over the table and kick it out the door and it rolls into the street and gets run over by a car*... never say i don't take things to their most absurd level... feel free to use it as you wish...
what's with the three dots at the end of every sentence??? to start with, i don't type COMPLETE sentences... i can use proper grammer, when i want to... but like i said, i am very, very lazy, so i rarely do... well, back to the revelant question... BTW... did i tell you that i get easily distracted... K... i type the way i talk, i allow my thoughts to trail off... hoping to provoke some response to further the conversation... that, or i am too lazy to finish my thoughts... or maybe i just do it to annoy everyone... pick whichever explaination you like...	why do you always type in lower case??? well, if the truth be known, i'm very, very lazy...
K... now that the obligatory questions have been ignored, let's get to the good stuff... this is the last warning... i am not responsible for your sanity... enter at your own risk... come on, you want to do it, you know you do... no, don't turn off the 'puter... stay awhile... aren't you even curious what's out there???