"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art." ... anon... a very oft quoted author...
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"When a man is born he can chose one of three roads.
There are no others. If he takes the road to the
right, the wolves will eat him up. If he takes the
road to the left, he will eat up the wolves. And if
he takes the road straight ahead of him, he'll eat
himself up."... Anton Chekov |
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"The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a
dictionary out of order."... Jean Cocteau |
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"Only ignorance is invincible."... Len Deighton |
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"Innocence is
the knowledge you can do something and experience is the
knowledge that you can't."... Len Deighton
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"God does not play dice with the universe."... Albert
Einstein |
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."... Albert Einstein
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"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."... Goethe
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"Draw a carrot, then just stick a rabbit to it."...
Chuck Jones, on how to draw Bugs Bunny |
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"Show me a sane man, and I'll cure him for you."... Carl
Jung |
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"For me, bullshit is like breathing."... Kevin Kline in
French Kiss |
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"Apes don't read philosophy." "Yes, they do, Otto, they just don't understand it." ...
Kevin Kline and Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda
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"Shut the fuck up!!! NEXT!!!"... Denis Leary |
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"We have ways of making you pronounce the letter 'O'."...
Kevin J. O'Conner in Canadian Bacon |
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people."... Dan Quayle
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"So, you see, I'm not out there committing adultery, I'm
out there committing murder." "Oh... Thank God." ... Jerry Reed and Marian Hailey in
The Survivors |
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"So you see, the cat is alive and dead at the same
time!"... Erwin Schrödenger |
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"Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Socialism
is exactly the reverse."... Colonel Alexeyevitch Oleg
Stok, KGB |
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"You gotta learn to laugh. It's the way to true love."...
John Travolta in Michael |
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"The attitude of the gallant Six Hundred which so
aroused Lord Tennyson's admiration arose from the fact
that the least disposition to ask the reason why was
discouraged by tricing the would-be inquirer to the
triangle and flogging him into insensibility."...
F. J. P. Veale
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"It's every man for himself. No man is an island. Some
men are peninsulas."... Robin Williams |
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"Reality is what you can get away with."... Robert Anton Wilson |
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"There is more stupidity around than hydrogen, and it
has a longer shelf life."... Frank Zappa |
